Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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