never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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