We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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