thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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