We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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