so explain again why im purple
no
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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