It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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