I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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