And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
This girl is more easily done than said...
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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