he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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