Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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