Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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