It was confusing and full of hummus
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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