the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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