Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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