I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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