Umm I'm too high to move.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She bit a glass in half.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i believe in u and ur pee
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