She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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