I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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