Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
you never un-have a 4some
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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