Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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