im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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