i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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