at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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