HIV tests are more positive than that guy
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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