Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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