Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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