There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I don't think brook has ever known best
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
