i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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