it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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