he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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