Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
youre lurking in front of me
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
