what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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