yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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