I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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