I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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