So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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