Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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