you would pick up someone in the library
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Randomize
