what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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