:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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