she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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