i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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