I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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