doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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