Already got asked if we're dating
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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