But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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