Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
where does the pee come out of this thing
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
