i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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