it was like his penis was on wheels.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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