perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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