used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
