then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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