no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We're facebook friends in real life
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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