love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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